So he rapidly went from tight bicycle shorts to baggy throwbacks and would rock some ill rhymes aimed at his opponents. Actually, he was kind of like Leaping Lanny Poffo (only more nefarious, so perhaps like the Genius, though less effeminate). It's easy to forget that he spent that first year as a rapper as a heel, mostly because he didn't do anything too dastardly, I guess. And people pretty much liked him anyway, because who doesn't like someone who cancleverly rhyme "safari" and "Atari". So that's why he's rapping here. Apparently the idea was he'd freestyle against these two men, but neither of them showed up. I don't even know who Fabolous is, but then again I'm not familiar with any musical artists after 1997. As far as this battle rap goes, I actually found the awkward banter between Jonathan Coachman and Lita more amusing than anything contained therein. I did chuckle at Cena's references to "Get the F out" and calling Fabolous a bad idea "like the XFL." I also sort of enjoyed Cena's garish white WrestleMania 19 hoodie and sweatpants. But I can't recommend it, even though I'm posting the video below. | I AM THE BEST FAN OF JOHN CENA IN THE UNIVERSE
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ABOUT ME I WOULD SAY NOTHING BUT I AM A JOHN CENA FAN I FEEL I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING BUT I AM JOHN CENA FAN...
AND I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND U THAT I AM NOT THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT I AM THE BEST , BIGGEST,GREATEST FAN OF CENA WHOM U CANT SEE EVER AND NEVER WHETHER IN THE FUTURE, PRESENT OR PAST. I AM THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE AS A FAN TO CENA.. MY LIFE IS CENA